rachel. sometimes i do the fandom thing. current irl obsessions: terrace house. mcelroy content. sailor moon. my feminism will be intersectional or it will be bullshit.
i’ve had this blog for 8 years
lord help me
it’s time for this to come to an end
i owe this good good url a lot of friends and a lot of good times and way more Discourse than probably necessary
Kids these days who think that being a bard is just about swinging swords and playing lutes disgust me. Where’s the pizzazz? The showmanship? The seduction??
you ain’t a real bard until you seduce your way out of at least 19 situations that would normally end in combat
You’re not a real bard until you make your DM cry because you seduced the Big Bad that they’ve built up to for 10 sessions
Once a bard friend rolled a 1 for a seduction and ended up killing a girl and tried to hide the body. He was caught, rolled low on deception and they all thought he was fucking her corpse. He then tried seducing the guards and rolled low again so all the guards had boners while arresting him and the DM had to sideline the entire game and make up a dungeon for the rest of us to get our stupid bard out of. But we didn’t. So for like 3 nights the DM essentially ran 2 different games, one of us questing without ol’ corpsefucker and then the adventures of corpsefucker: escape from boner castle.
americans say “asshole” and the british say “arsehole” and if you live in australia its a stuggle every time you want to insult someone because you dont want to sound pretentious but also you dont want to sound american
imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious
i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that
steven universe:
Pink Diamond was essentially like a child, and likely remained that way given the size of her throne on the moon base among other aspects throughout the show. basically meaning, she was a child when she got shattered.